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AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW-Big Money Works.
* Brutal Money Waster.
* Bimbette Motor Weapon.
* Break My Window.
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
*Fix It All the Time.
*Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day.
*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
*First On Rust and Deterioration.
*Fix Or Repair Daily.
*Found On Road, Dead.
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
*Found On Russian Dump.
GM- General Maintenance.
* Great Mistake.
* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
* Got A Mechanic Coming?.
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW-Virtually Worthless.


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lol

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lol nice... i like that. Great Mistake lmao

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heres two more: FORD:full of regret daily. GMC: god made chevy.

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ford= fucking owner realy dumb,

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ford= fucked over rebuilt dodge

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ford= flip over read directions

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ford= for old retired drivers

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ford=forgive our retarded designers

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jeep= just empty every pocket

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ford backwards=dumb rednecks on firestones................??????

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FORD = First On Race Day

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DODGE = Drips Oil Daily, Get Extra

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GM = GIVE us MONEY!!!!!!!

BAILOUT HAHAHAHA

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fucking owner real dumb / ford guys dont take that personal its just one ive heard



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BMW= Black Mans Wish



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ttt

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  • 2008 GMC Sierra daily driver
  • 1994 Chevy 3500 2wd dually 454 tbi towing truck


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GMC ---> Generically Made Chevy lmao



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NASCAR- Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks NHRA- No Hot Rods Allowed

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351MUSTANG wrote:

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 Ford* Fu!!ed over rebuilt Dodge.....



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3340 pounds with me in it best of a 6.43 @ 109 1.43 60 ft on motor and no trans brake

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